March 29, 2018
Rep. Dana
Rohrabacher,
101 Main
Street #380
Huntington
Beach, CA 92648
Dear
Congressman,
Re: Maundy Thursday
I was eating lunch yesterday in our Laguna Beach
cottage when I heard a knock at the door. I went to see who might be visiting
unannounced at this time of day and found a nice young man who introduced
himself as Miles. He is working for the Hans Keirstead campaign to replace you
in the House of Representatives.
Now, I’m interested in replacing you, of course,
and completely forgot that I’d left my lunch on the table, unprotected from our
King Charles Spaniel, Jake, who has an appetite you wouldn’t believe and no
conscience whatsoever about stealing other people’s food. Engrossed in
conversation, I was suddenly aware that my lunch—a chunk of cheddar cheese, a
piece of toast and a half avocado—was being attacked by the insatiable Jake.
Ah well. I chased him off and returned to my
conversation with Miles. I have not yet decided on who is the best of the
Democratic candidates and am concerned, as I told my visitor, that they might
form a circular firing squad—as I’m sure you may be hoping. But you
can be sure that I’ll be supporting one of them with my voice, such money as I
can afford, and my vote in the primaries.
Anyway, I thought my dog story might amuse you on
this Maundy Thursday. That’s the day before Good Friday for the Church of
England. Not sure whether anyone even heard of it over hear.
Wishing you and your family the happiest of Easters,
Peter Clothier, Ph.D.